Some of you will reconize this map as level 4 from a "Lord of The Rings" fantasy board game.The truth is its a high res scan of my Rectum. the tressure is buried by the dark woods.
Big news today.....no sorry im not cured. first, i have a cold! YES A COMMON COLD! with all the crap happing to me lately.............i hadnt come down with a cold or the flu. HELLO, now i have a cough and runny nose. Im going to call in sick today. ahh ha ha. bad news i cant take any "good" meds to clear up my ailments.
the other news of the day....sit down blog readers. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS TODAY!!! i havnt gone to the lower level, where my bedroom is...in 3 months. it was like xmas morning. i was staring at my vast dvd porn collection. a tear left my eye and landed on my coveted copy of "Asshole fever 7, the lost nanny tapes"! according to my buddy and backed up by webmd.com, if a person is healthy enough to climb stairs....they are healthy enough for sex! Today the basement, tommorow the BUTT.
bax
