Shit....heres a couple things I miss. enjoying a sundae as a confused 18 year old waitress looks on, and two handing some 80 proof "medicine"!
These days i treat myself to turkey burgers....and diet 7up. when i feel Crazy......I nibble on a meatball. NAUGHTY BAXTER, NAUGHTY!!! Today i went to Walgreens and walked the isles. I used the cart as a "walker". im still amazed at the 80 year old fella burning past me to get his Colon cleaner meds. The pharmacist made a joke "hello mr. baxter, what new pill are you on this week"? I said xanax.
i sat in the backyard today to soak up some sun, atleast with a tan my illness could be chalked up to mental. then something happened that reminded me of a time before being sick. The sweet roar of a leaf blower under the supervision on a tiny brown man with no teeth. yes...monday is lawn day. i moved my rehab inside. All i need is a stray rock taking out an eye.
I saw yesterday Comedian Dick Jeni shot himself in the face. one less unfunny person angry at the world. why be a pussy and kill yourself. drive to the local fruit market, put a brick on the gas pedal and take some Vegans with you.
bax
