i smell something positive.

great. turns out i need a root canal. fucking A...what else could happen to me? drive by, lightning, jet fuel burns, loss of sarcasm!


I went to dentist yesterday. my filling fell out, and it looks like i have an infection in my tooth. imagine my joy if i find out a bad tooth caused all my previous troubles. now im looking at a root canal, and getting a crown. funny part of story is i went to see a buddy of mine who went to school for dentistry at ASU. not all my drinking buds from college turned out to be losers. "Dr. Mike" gave me some antibiotics and a couple Tylenol3's.

My insurance is great for health care. when it comes to the mouth they only cover emergency services. i thought my case was just that. turns out they only cover extraction!!! so i only get a free toothbrush OR have my nub pulled out. i think theres a step in between. im not looking for a set of dr phil awkward white white chompers, just a rescue of my kinda dead molar. oh well.

Atleast i have my poems....you cant take those away mr. medicare.
I think my future is looking brighter......oh wait, thats just my new tooth.
bax

a date with Vicadin

Goodtimes. so far the last couple of days i have ventured to the basement...and made it back upstairs! my stiff joints have been replaced with good old fashioned PAIN. time to celebrate. oh ah...a diet coke anyone. fuck you.

I have my last doctor appointment for awhile is on friday(unless i relapse back to my mystery sickness). on my wishlist 1. Vicadin 2. Tamazapam !

Dear female fans of Phoenix, AZ where are you? recovering fella looking for cooch and cocktails. rsvp pronto. for those interested, i have made progress in finding a massage parlor that caters to the special needs of a penis clad patron.

Future post's will have my new additions to my "Things to do before i die at age 37 from excess" list.
bax

Update-
I just lost a filling. i gave up chewing tobacco, only to chip a fuckn' tooth on a bar straw. christ....whats next? hum, getting shot at a liquor store!