did ya laugh ?

last night went well. first off my buddy bry and i went to see the movie "Blades of Glory"....very funny!


the comedy show went well. lets be honest. i have not performed stand up in atleast a year. combine that with being hooked up to machines on thanksgiving day and eating "turkey" stuffed with pills. but i got laughs and filled the time nicely. thanks again to my comedy savior and freind frank for giving me a chance. this man has golden heart covered in chocolate. it felt great to knock the dust off my suitcase of sarcasm and make strangers gigle!

sadness rolled in when my doctor didnt call be for a check up. it would have been my first medical booty call. damb ittttt!
video from last nights perforance will be uploaded soon. 5 min of freakyness!
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i feel pretty

Rehab is going well. Today i went and got a manicure and pedicure from the asians...no one does it better. the leg massage after was well worth the money!

Easter weekend is near, and i could care less. maybe if it was a "Keg Hunt" my opinion would change. i hope to do some comedy this weekend when my buddy performs at the improv. yesterdays kick ass blood pressure reading was 117/77. fuck yeah. (even after my pepsi chaser). i got to see my cousins the other day who were visiting from Wisconsin. we went to a Mexican restrante'. after my first chips and salsa exercise....i was reminded of my broken filling. thank christ for my strawberry margarita medicine. all 3 of them! the pool here at the house is 78 degrees. almost time for my aqua dancing. i cant wait to thrust kick under water and fight crime.

make no mistake, it seems im having great days....then im reminded of my looming 2004 tax audit. fuckers.
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little blue buddys

I have not been sleeping well the past month. i dont know why....life is good. unemployed, audited, sore. what chick wouldnt want me soiling her couch..or cooch! i hit my doctor up for some sleeping pills. i got the green light for some little blue bits of heaven...yes Ambien. on a side note my doc is cool and nice to look at. its great getting bad news from a hottie! it was suggested to me that i show love to a stuffed animal so i could get affection in return. from the look of the photo...its working. I have also been going to UFO meeting just to meet folks freakier than me. General baldazar says hi.

This week i will be doing a guest set when my freind performs at the improv here in Tempe. its been a while since i did comedy. it should be fun to watch. my other crazy news is one of my bp pills was changed again. i keep a blood pressue journal(sad) at this point in my life i have a "diary"......yay, i like emily. very 6th grade of me. anyway, i monitor my bp 3 times a day to see if my numbers come down, some day i want a high blood Pleasure. soon.
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