Sunday, March 25, 2007

a date with Vicadin




Goodtimes. so far the last couple of days i have ventured to the basement...and made it back upstairs! my stiff joints have been replaced with good old fashioned PAIN. time to celebrate. oh ah...a diet coke anyone. fuck you.

I have my last doctor appointment for awhile is on friday(unless i relapse back to my mystery sickness). on my wishlist 1. Vicadin 2. Tamazapam !

Dear female fans of Phoenix, AZ where are you? recovering fella looking for cooch and cocktails. rsvp pronto. for those interested, i have made progress in finding a massage parlor that caters to the special needs of a penis clad patron.

Future post's will have my new additions to my "Things to do before i die at age 37 from excess" list.
bax

Update-
I just lost a filling. i gave up chewing tobacco, only to chip a fuckn' tooth on a bar straw. christ....whats next? hum, getting shot at a liquor store!