Comedy went well the past weekend. the late show on saturday had a group of 20 folks from a bday party bus......i wish the story ended there!
I found out the hard way that all the comedy super fans were trans gender, homo, lesbo cross dressers. christ. I was talking to a "real" girl when a group of tall Ladies???? came out of the womans room. i was excited from just performing when i made the mistake of asking one of the manginas for a hug. half way though the embrace, i knew i had made a poor choice. in my defense penislady had huge tits and great make up....AND yes a fucking adams apple. it was dark in the lobby. her boyfreind asked if i wanted to go to a quiet gay bar. jesus, like i would have pondered the invite if it was a LOUD gay bar. it dosnt matter if it was peacefull or crazy. if the sentance has gay before bar....the answer is NO. goodthing 3 buddies of mine saw all this happen, id hate to have to re tell this campfire tale.
Today im really sore! shocker. i did alot of stairs this weekend. the club is on the top level of a mall. and the green room is up another two flights. i must say its worth the pain to be able to do comedy again!
And for the last story. my state aid health insurance runs out may 1st. So i had to call and make an appointment to get reasset. after talking to the worlds most ignorant woman on the phone(i think she had a pussy). realizing she might also be on welfare, i chose to drive to the Community Welfare Resource Center. big surprise, i was the only white guy there. every stereotype was in full effect. straw hats, vegie pickers, woman rubbing their pregnent bellies, missing teeth. and me using my midwestern upbringing to dazzle the dumb! yes sir, no mam, thank you!!! salutations most of the room never learned. you know what im saying dog. shiz niz.
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